From the Goofy Dictionary:

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Endless loop : n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

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The three most dangerous things in the workd are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch and an user with an idea.

③
software is like sex. it's better when it's free (づ￣ 3￣)づ